SHAME ON THEM

TWO CRABBY CRIMINALS EPICALLY FAILED UP IN NORTH FL…Cops reeled in two boneheaded Florida crooks last week after they robbed a seafood restaurant -- and then tried to bribe their way to freedom with crabmeat. Joey Kevin Lindsey and Sam Foster Wheat were captured after a surveillance camera caught them stealing nearly 20 containers of high-end seafood. Cops followed their noses and caught the two men with about $150 worth of crabmeat -- which the fraudulent fishermen offered up as a bribe. That didn't go so swimmingly, and they were arrested for retail theft.