DUDE IN OHIO BANNED FROM PUBLIC JOHNS BECAUSE OF HIS DRINKING PROBLEM? YEAH, KEEP READING

Gross alert ... An Ohio man's drinking problem has earned him 30 days in jail -- and it has nothing to do with liquor. Alan David Patton will have to do hard time, followed by a run of house arrest, because he can't kick the habit of collecting urine from public bathrooms in order to drink it. Patton is barred from public facilities for a full five years!